May be its medieval to say, but i usually like being in the room when a fight occurs that doesn't involve me.
On saturday i got to experience one of the funniest fights i've ever seen.
Candice (my little sister) for some reason gets annoyed with elise ( my other little sister) fairly easy. I don't know what ever happened between them.
Candice thinks Elise lies a lot. I don't know if this is true or not. I think she might just like to make candice mad for fun. So candice was telling me Elise's dirty laundry.
For some reason a while later we go on the subject of spray cheese. Candice told me that while she likes the cheese Elise told her some guy died from eating it. I said "you mean elvis" and candice said "yea thats him"
I went on to explain to her that Elvis didn't die from eating the spray cheese they just found a lot of it in him when he died. Here's an account of the situation that followed.
Candice (very mad)- See just another example that shows that elise lies!
Elise(laughing)-Oh i guess i must have forgotten that part of the story.
Candice(steaming mad)- ELISE YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T EATEN SPRAY CHEESE IN LIKE THREE YEARS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Frankly i think candice should be greatful, spray cheese is disgusting.
Heres the ingredient list-
MILK, WATER, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WHEY, CANOLA OIL, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF SALT, SODIUM CITRATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, LACTIC ACID, SORBIC ACID AS A PRESERVATIVE, SODIUM ALGINATE, APOCAROTENAL (COLOR), ANNATTO (COLOR), CHEESE CULTURE, ENZYMES.
sick. gross. gross.
ReplyDeletei just always think of 17 again when zac efron is just spraying all that cheese onto his sandwich and his mouth.
sick.