All these people i know are training for marathons. i will never understand why someone would choose...no not only choose..but pay to do one of these.
May be its the fact that I get winded walking upstairs. Or the lovely asthmatic feeling of choking/throw up your lungs after a heart racing work out. Either way its entirely unappealing. I realize if i ever had to run for my life i would probably be screwed. Lets hope i never come face to face with a rabid dog or a serial killer.
Looking at pictures of marathons leave me breathless..literally, not that im impressed. my chest just hurts looking at them.
If you enter anything else into the picture like obstacle courses...(crawling under barbed wire, swimming in cold water, rolling around in the mud) I really dont get it. Why would anyone PAY to do that?! If you really wanted all you have to do is throw your hose out back and wait about 15 min to go roll around in your self made mud pile, and then its free!
Think of all the energy you are wasting pretending to be in call of duty!! Come clean my bathroom with that energy..or chase around nahla..lets use it for something!
I always tell robbie how i'm the laziest person i know. If you've got all that energy..come over please..i got some mold growing in my shower, you can get down and dirty. I'll even set the timer if that helps.
(on a separate note..I'm 1 cm dilated..)
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