Bounty on his head

Sparky is quite the dog. May be its because I'm used to boomer...side note..Robbie and I watched a show on raccoons, some people keep them as pets. They make a disaster of everything as you can imagine...boomer may be part raccoon. Either way he has been adopted from what I can tell so good for him.
Back to sparky. He is a killer dog, he obeys everything you say, he can be out unsupervised, and he's fabulous with the girls. I cannot say enough good things about him.
We were swimming a few weeks ago. Sparky likes walking along the deck. He ended up tripping and falling in...surprise.he doesn't know how to swim! I've never met a dog that can't swim. It was hilarious and sad at the same time trying to help his poor butt out of the pool.
We have some crazy neighbor. Luckily he only lives here during the summer. He's threatened to kill sparky multiple times, just because he's a dalmatian. Apparently they are the spawn of satan or something. He was blabbering on for so long I started to space out. He said if his bulldogs ever came in contact with him they would bite and kill him. Unfortunately for him his bulldogs actually like sparky so he may need to hatch another plan.
If sparky is in the front yard his wife is terrified. He's told her sparkys a killer. Sparky sat next to her to be petted it took her about 5 min of moving her hand up and down to finally rest it on his head.
This story becomes all the more hilarious when you find out that months ago Robbie bought sparky a pink collar because he's to much of a wimpy girl dog. He was also nicknamed sweets by his breeder...until she thought that was a "little to gay" (her words not mine) and changed it.
And so it seems that cruella de ville lives in my neighborhood..she looks like a fat old man that has bulgy eyes a d wears tye dyed bulldog shirts.