Wednesday, November 2, 2011

i think wisconsin will be seeing a lot more trench coats

Wisconsin now has a concealed and carry law.

Which will totally make milwaukee's gang violence and shootings go down. oh wait, no it won't.

I just don't see this ending well.

The only people i see this benefiting are gun salesmen..and sellers of large baggy clothing.

My first question is always, unless you are out hunting animals, what do you need to be carrying around a gun for? Do you really have the intention of shooting someone in the face?

If you are carrying it around for protection..my biggest question is what kind of people are you hanging out with?! I can't think of one friend even a frienemy i have ever had that made me feel like i might need to eventually use a deadly weapon on them.

If you're using it for show..well lets consult the lyrics of what its like

I knew this kid named Max
He used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs
He liked to hang out late at night
Liked to get s*** faced
And keep pace with thugs
Until late one night there was a big gun fight
Max lost his head
He pulled out his chrome .45
Talked some s***
And wound up dead

Now THATS a positive outcome.

i know i know i know they make you take a gun safety course or something similar to teach you when the correct time to pull out your gun is...because i guess there is such a time.

Here are the two most idiotic...going to eventually happen outcomes of this fab. law.

1. The gun is going to accidentally go off. (This is why i would never be carrying one around..where would i put it ...in my purse for nahla to find? my stroller? In my new found prego cleavage?)

2. Someone gets spooked, whips out there gun to be the new unsung hero..50 other people whip theres out as well in response and someone shoots...followed of course only by other shots madly flying everywhere.

This is the time for all of us nongun carriers to buy some pumped up kicks..cuz we are going to need to run baby run

1 comment:

  1. sooo... i've finally caught up on all of your posts lol. ridiculous, i know. but they kept me super entertained :)

    i've never understood the whole gun thing either. i remember a guy i used to date kept one in his car... but that was mainly just so he could go shooting in the mountains whenever he wanted. i just thought i sure don't want to be in the car when some guy pulls out a gun on us. that could only lead to trouble. weirdos.

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