im sure when you first saw the title..you thought..nahla post.
Wrong..this is an Ashley post.
Pregnancy does a lot of weird things to your body. In the process you become pretty weird yourself.
Babies love bladders. They probably feel like a bean bag chair or a comfy pillow. Any pregnant mom will tell you how much their baby LOVES jumping on their bladder.
Since they seem to be so fond of this organ you often have to kick them off to be able to go to the bathroom.
This involves what i call the potty dance...i'm sure many women have a variation of this dance.
If you fail to do the dance it usually results in a second trip to the toilet about 10 min or less later because your bladder never got to fully empty.
The potty dance begins after you sit on the toilet. You start to lean forward and shake a little until you can feel the baby move out of the way. Rocking works or bending completely forward. It gets tricky if you're like me and like to squat over public toilet seats. (ever since i saw a can of herpes cleaner next to a toilet seat i have been completely grossed out, even after my doctor assured me you can't get herpes from a toilet)
Pregnancy is quite the interesting experience.
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