Have you ever experienced times in your life when you just can't hold it together. You might wonder..what's happening to me. Fear not there is someone who knows the answer you search for.
Look no further then Wisconsin middle schools. People put so little faith in our school systems...thinking we are raising delinquents, yet out of the new 7 th grade class is a cheerleader, recently single that can identify the medical condition..known and named by her..the freak attack.
She can spot these babies brewing from a mile away. What first started as a way to identify her mothers overeactions has turned into a household phenomenon.
Don't feel like eating the corn thing for dinner? Have a freak attack. Encountered a cenniped as big as your hand...don't forget the freak attack. Already overwhelmed from the day, when you spill you lunch on the floor? Have a side of freak attack with that.
She does do consolations over the phone, just make sure to give her your latest advice on the new boy in her life.
haha! oh candice. ps. i didn't realize that she was so recently single. i guess things changed after her long vacation in florida lol
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