typical day

If you or your significant other needs another dose of the benefits of birth control just come and stay at our house...Even for an hour.

Caution: The effects may be life altering..

This evening after robbie and i both got out of work, tired, i cooked dinner..hamburgers..Nahla screamed through her meal refusing to eat ANYTHING. Then she threw it all on the ground.

After we finished eating we decided we would go hang the curtains in our bedroom, finally!

About 15 min in and nahla starts crying to get on the bed. As i pull her up she screams to get down..this continues for about 10 min.

Then we catch her putting plastic bags on her head in the corner.

You may think im joking at this point, I'm not.

Afterward again on the bed. After throwing everything off my vanity she proceeds to roll right off the bed. Crying.

1/2 hour later still hanging the curtains, shes wandering around throwing things away, and re-sorting my laundry into piles she deems perfect.

45min in and shes pulling on the full length mirror, around this time she manages to pull the mirror flat on her. The mirror shatters (shes fine) and flies under the bed, on the table, into the laundry baskets everywhere.

I hold nahla screaming in the corner while robbie picks up the pieces and vacuums. (her least favorite thing)

So the next 15min are her screaming.

Finally after me leaving the room with her and a 1/2hour mirror clean up the curtains are hung.

And we are all wearing shoes, with glass stuck in our hands.

So how about some unprotected sex?