Nahla on the loose

So this post isnt about a movie. Mostly because i'm to lazy to review one. Its easier to just bore you with stories from my life.

As most of you know i have a daughter nahla. She is the cutest girl on the planet, and even though im biased, its true. She has begun to do some strange things. Here's a list i came up with.

1. Likes to pull tampons out of their packages, daily.
2. Likes to sit in the dishwasher.
3. Likes to steal food off peoples plates, grandpa, daddy, grandma, and her favorite mommy's.
4. Likes to steal leftover protein bars off the counters.
5. Likes to rip the movies and books off the shelves.
6. Likes to hump pillows.
7. Likes to spill water cups, especially on the bed.
8. Likes to dig in the toilet.
9. Likes to play with moms phone, especially likes calling people.
10. Likes dumping bowls of food on the ground.
11. Likes dancing to stayin alive and webhampster.com
12. Likes ripping apart mommies magazines, especially new ones.
13. Likes watching tv about 3 inches away from it.
14. Likes climbing on sleeping people, especially daddy.
15. Likes stealing glasses off moms face and pulling her hair.
16. Likes when you pretend to talk on the phone for her.
17. Likes biting peoples noses.
18. Likes glittering/perfuming herself and the house with moms Victoria's secret sexy glitter wand.
19. Likes to pull the printer paper out and rip it up.
20. Likes getting her hands messy in anything and wiping it on people.
21. Likes dropping things on purpose to watch mommy pick them up, especially in stores.
This list is definitely not all inclusive. I could ramble on for hours about the weird things she does. Most of them include making messes. Just think how fun it would be to mess everything up and never have to worry about putting it away. She's living the dream.

Being a mom is the most challenging thing ive ever done, but it is the most rewarding. I love it.