may be this is way to personal life..but since robbie told his friends at work i suppose me blogging about it isnt a big deal.
I got to experience the best revenge ever today..and it wasn't even planned.
Now i know you arent supposed to want revenge on your husband. but he was being a real turd this morning. and lets be honest in the moment revenge feels sooo good. i dont care how saintly you are. Actually it still feels good right now and im totally over it.
So we were just fighting about a miscommunication. We both can get riled up pretty easy. i think we are drama seekers because we like to add fuel to the fire till its blazing. its always completely unrelated stuff. I mean if i had to assimilate this to actually creating a bonfire we would be throwing in anything we can get our hands on, sticks, clothing ,food, roadkill. etc.
the only good thing about our technique is it usually gets to such a ridiculous point that we just laugh and move on with our life.
So here we are fighting at 6 am. (we are not freaks of nature, normally we are sleeping at that time) I had just went downstairs to get something to eat and of course i wasn't feeling well..this is the first time it has ever been to my advantage.
Robbie decides hes really going to stick it to me by farting in my face. yes farting. its totally childish but hes a boy and hes only 22 what do you expect.
so he farts. it stinks and it sends me running for the garbage. only i dont make it and i barf all over the floor. then again into the garbage.
at this point you can imagine what robbie is feeling like. he feels so bad, besides being completely shocked..he goes downstairs gets paper towel and cleans up my throw up. on his hands and knees..
i have never been so proud of disgusting bodily functions. revenge is sweet. robbie is sweeter
I almost thought u were going to say he sharted haha, guess he'll never fart in your face again!
ReplyDeleteoh gross! yuck yuck yuck! i don't blame you for throwing up.
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