People always complained (as in girls) that their life was so full of drama. I never felt this way. Some people still feel this way..lets do a questionnaire..to determine if you attract as much drama as you think..yes or nos only please.
1. Do you have a secret lover you are hiding from the rest of the world?
2. Do you have a friend or family member in a coma?
3. Do you regularly question if you are pregnant..followed by a thought of who is the daddy?
4. Do you betray friends for your "greater good"?
5. Do people question your sexual orientation?
6. Do you suffer from a lifelong illness?
7. Do your friends constantly go behind your back?
8. Are you involved in a love triangle?
9. Have you ever been in love with your cousin or a distant relative?
10. Are people frequently dying around you?
11. Did your best friend/sister/mother marry the love of your life?
12. Has someone you know been murdered?
13. Are you plotting a murder yourself?
14. Have you been a guest on jerry springer, maury, or any other similar shows?
15. Are you a gold digger who has just found out your husband is dying and you signed a prenup?
16. Are you cheating on your boyfriends/girlfriend with their sibling?
If you answered yes to any of these questions im sorry to inform you your life is a drama fest like you have suspected.
If not, watch more daytime television and get a grip..i mean come on they base those soap operas off of real life.
Um what if the answer to all is "yes"?
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