I suppose you could say my dream career when I was little was to be a professional gold digger. I never knew what a gold digger was exactly, but from how I played house it was pretty much assumed. Heres how a typical day went in Ashley’s house (via 1996) I would wake up and make breakfast. Mostly I just liked mixing in the fake food so I think that’s why I would do that. It’s also the only meal I would prepare that day. After my husband left for work I would spend my day shopping for clothes, getting my nails done, or hanging out at the beach. Sometimes I would do all three. Although I had cabbage patch babies, they always seemed to be sleeping. How convenient for my chosen lifestyle.
I never had to worry about running out of money, or paying the bills. My wallet was stuffed with 100s and sometimes 10,000 dollar bills. If I ever did run out there was always a nearby bank that I could withdraw infinite funds from. That is if the bank robbers hadn’t gotten there first.
I can happily say I married for love, just like all the other saps out there. I have rent every month, credit card bills, and student loans. My bank account never has enough money, and Nahla doesn’t sleep 24 hours a day. I live nowhere near a beach and I haven’t gotten my nails done since high school, but I’m still loving life.
So robbies going to be rich someday, that’s a given, hes a smart guy. But even if for some odd twist of fate he wasn’t, I’d still be the happiest girl ever.
lol. when i was really little, i would cook and take my dogs on walks and dance in the shower and go shopping when my "husband" was at work. as i grew older i realized that i didn't have to stay at home. if i married rich, then i could change my profession every month so i wouldn't get bored. i stuck with that theory until i graduated from high school. whenever people asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up i said i would marry rich so i could change professions every month.
ReplyDeletenow... i think i like the first idea better. we can have rich husbands and go shopping and lay on the beach every day. done!